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lysergideicide: Lactaid cow for Patreon~ Buy the milk.

alekzmx: alekzmx: Ryan Reynolds in “Buying The Cow” remember when Ryan showed us his bootyhole? goodtimes!

callmepo: Cow-Chel. (Ok, I had to make the pun. So sue me.) [Visit my Ko-fi and buy me a coffee some markers if you like my tiny doodles and want to see more!]

erospainter: Having a Ph.D. makes a woman twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand as her Bachelor degree holding counterparts. Why? Well, some argue it’s because she’s not worried about him ever buying the cow, if you follow the metaphor.

wrigglesandgiggles: mindbrokensluts: Who would buy such a blatantly self deprecating t-shirt? ‘I am a dumb cow’ was emblazoned across the chest of an article of clothing which I had by chance picked of the rack at my local charity shop. Buying it

matthewsagan:People often tell girls, “Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.” Of course, if someone views you as a farm animal and marriage as you being purchased and your vagina as a dairy product they probably aren’t the

chillguydraws: callmepo: Did you think I wouldn’t already have Power Girl on the list to draw? It’s time for COW-er Girl! (blame @chillguydraws for this pun) LOL! [Want to show your support for what I draw? Come visit my Ko-fi and buy me a coffee]

callmepo: Cow-Chel. (Ok, I had to make the pun. So sue me.) [Visit my Ko-fi and buy me a coffee some markers if you like my tiny doodles and want to see more!] < |D’‘‘‘‘

callmepo: Technically a Misty Cowbell (ala Miltank, the cow pokemon) [Visit my Ko-fi and buy me a coffee some markers if you like my tiny doodles and want to see more!] YES!!!!!! < |D”‘‘‘‘‘‘‘@slbtumblng

alekzmx: hombresdesnudo2: Ryan Reynolds Naked!!! Movie: Buying The Cow (2002) before he “made it” in hollywood Ryan did this movie, thank gods! (and yeap thats his butthole that you see more than once)

mommydearestthings:Milk does a body good. Specially for breeder cows like myself hehe mommydearestthings: Milk does a body good. Specially for breeder cows like myself hehe I tend to be very selective in the milk I buy. Goat and rice is good. But cow

nothingunderag: mindbrokensluts: Who would buy such a blatantly self deprecating t-shirt? ‘I am a dumb cow’ was emblazoned across the chest of an article of clothing which I had by chance picked of the rack at my local charity shop. Buying it was

fantasytransformations:mindbrokensluts:When daisy first noticed the bikini in her favourite shop she thought it was cute. She didn’t wear any cow-print clothing but she decided to buy it anyway as summer would be coming soon and she needed something

fuzzmonky: All the covers so far!! For issue 1 of Fionna and Cake

mindbrokensluts: When daisy first noticed the bikini in her favourite shop she thought it was cute. She didn’t wear any cow-print clothing but she decided to buy it anyway as summer would be coming soon and she needed something to wear poolside. There

the-troll-who-lived: BUYING MERCH ONLINE IS SO EXPENSIVE LIKE I DIDN’T ASK FOR 20 COWS I JUST WANTED A SHIRT HOLY SHIT

myprimaldrive: omystephanie: mindbrokensluts: Who would buy such a blatantly self deprecating t-shirt? ‘I am a dumb cow’ was emblazoned across the chest of an article of clothing which I had by chance picked of the rack at my local charity shop.

itsonyourown: forestsunflowers: VICARIOUS-ESCAPISM AUTUMNDAYIN82 Also, remember to only put water out and not (if you buy the stuff) put cow milk out! I know that some people like to look out for local cats but they are actually lactose-intolerant

matthewsagan:People often tell girls, “Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.” Of course, if someone views you as a farm animal and marriage as you being purchased and your vagina as a dairy product they probably aren’t the

matthewsagan:People often tell girls, “Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.” Of course, if someone views you as a farm animal and marriage as you being purchased and your vagina as a dairy product they probably aren’t the

matthewsagan:People often tell girls, “Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.” Of course, if someone views you as a farm animal and marriage as you being purchased and your vagina as a dairy product they probably aren’t the

mindbrokensluts: Who would buy such a blatantly self deprecating t-shirt? ‘I am a dumb cow’ was emblazoned across the chest of an article of clothing which I had by chance picked of the rack at my local charity shop. Buying it was one things but

matthewsagan:People often tell girls, “Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.” Of course, if someone views you as a farm animal and marriage as you being purchased and your vagina as a dairy product they probably aren’t the

“Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.”

“Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.”

sft425: spiroandthelacktones: slutmogs: clonazofpam: slutmogs: clonazofpam: slutmogs: what would you do rn if you won a lot of dollars in the lottery buy a farm id come live there as ur cow *milks u* squart squart, breakfast juice I’d

fufufeedee:Thank you @mirorbdangamachine for buying me a feast of Chinese food. 🥵 I honestly wanted to take better pics than this but after the third plate I barely crawled into bed 😵‍💫 so this is the best this round, bloated, happy cow can

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alekzmx: hombresdesnudo2: Ryan Reynolds Naked!!! Movie: Buying The Cow (2002) before he “made it” in hollywood Ryan did this movie, thank gods! (and yeap thats his butthole that you see more than once)

pkmntrainerlee: Ryan Reynolds in Buying the Cow (2002) (post 2 of 3)

mulaneysbutt: “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” | (Part 2/3)

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